Leading up to this event I was not at all enthused. I was perfectly willing to work and miss this event if I must. My initial schedule conflicted with the date of this event. Leading up to the event I was questioned by confirmed attendees and with resignation answered: “Can’t make it sorry, I have to […]
Go ahead. Touch the handle!
You are out enjoying your shopping experience, restaurant experience, or any out-in-public experience. The urge strikes. It won’t be ignored. There won’t be a way to suppress it until you return home. You must use the bathroom. It’s inevitable. The propensity to micturate or defecate must occur. Even if it weren’t to occur to you, […]
I’ve got the pistols so I get the pesos
Is the followup line to “Everybody knows, that the world is full of stupid people” as belted by the band the Refreshments on their single Banditos. Now I’ve never been a fan of this group, nor have I followed their career with any intense interest. But this particular song and its ironic message about unconscionably foolish […]
Empty
http://youtu.be/-D5Ku1P-q7Q Humbly yours, J
Fill
In the course of my succor duties I encountered a pleasant family unit in need of assistance. This work day had not been going particularly smoothly and other responsibilities were put on hold to assist these customers. I considerately addressed their concerns and offered comprehensive suggestions to alleviate future issues regarding their complaints. Upon satiation […]
Human Traffic
I knuckle the sleep-crusties from the corners of your eye. It’s earlier than I planned, per quick consult of my alarm/phone. Yet, my commitment to balance inhibits the compulsion towards lethargy. My willpower lends a helpful support to raise me from your mattress. At this point, habit and drive take over, and I ready myself […]
Intangibles
Have you ever stayed in bed, if only to avoid the world for a few minutes longer? Maybe you curled into yourself in defiance of the tendrils of light meandering through the slits of your decrepit, dusty blinds? Maybe you heard the ringtone of someone on your mind, and checked your phone, only to […]
Is there anyone out there?
Hehe, of course there is. Otherwise my solipsistic thought processes may validate themselves. Or maybe it is not so…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGYeKRlH848 Humbly yours, J
Golden Oldie
Thanks Dad http://youtu.be/Jr_dT1FmBuQ Humbly yours, J
This Goddamn House
Yes I know there is a bit of buzzing…my apologies http://youtu.be/ExwrStQEwR0 Humbly yours, J