Stand up straight. Drive on the proper side of the road. Be kind to strangers. Say please and thank you. Maintain a balanced diet. Frequently exercise. Be considerate of your elders. Look people in the eye. Tell the truth. Use sir or ma’am. Treat people with respect. Your manboobs should not be bigger than your […]
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Narcissistic Helper
OH MY GOD! WHAT CAN I POSSIBLY DO? MY ARM DOESNT REACH FAR ENOUGH ALOFT TO ENCAPSULATE MY SURROUNDINGS AND TO INCLUDE MY FACE IN ONE SELF-ABSORBED IMAGE! Just in time for this scenario, the selfie-stick enters the market. Not only is it an additional, essentially irrational contraption, but it boasts the ability to improve the […]
It’s all so lost
I can’t help it. Sometime you can’t help the feelings. Sometimes denial is like trying to forcefully kick a waterfall to receding, and going back the way it came. I’m compelled to feel, when my senses are assaulted, no, not assaulted, but forcefully reawakened by invigoration, reminiscence, and nostalgic ferocity. I listen to this song […]
Triumvirate
Many years ago I was a “partier”. With this moniker came an incredibly stupid responsibility. This responsibility was to carry on as wildly as possible and to drink any booze that floated close to my gullet. For a spell I had a penchant for tequila, and passionately gulped shots of Don Julio, Jose, and *hurggge* Zapata. I […]
Sitzt auf der Anklagebank der Berliner Weisse
Feel free to google translate at your leisure this witty, creative, and only relevant to this forthcoming discourse, title. For those acquainted with my work, a fusion of several different ideas into one cohesive process is familiar. For those unfamiliar, I sincerely hope that the binding dialogue involving three, seemingly unrelating items, will not come across […]
Sunday Stout and Song
I’ve always been a lover of music. In addition to this passion, I’ve derived equal pleasure from a delicious beer. Coupling these two enjoyments yields an even greater degree of satisfaction. So it is my great honor to share my passions through a Sunday Morning themed beer review and song cover. Sunday Morning Stout – […]
CHERRY! vs. Cherry:(
Is is possible to not enjoy a cherry? Of course there must be a few people out there that don’t enjoy the tart/sweet combination. Or maybe the texture is off-putting to some? I love cherries. As you bite into one, the sweet, sugary juice that graces your mouth and simultaneously excites the sour/tart elements in your taste buds […]
Saved. For a better title later. Which I will never revisit.
Is less, in fact, more? I’ve always been of the impression that, the more descriptive, the most vivid and explanatory of adjectives used, an use of the most elongated sentences, would surely result in the most impactful communication. But this may not always be the rule in writing, nor in communication. It may be in […]
Sunday morning coming down
Like a reanimated corpse I shuffled through my apartment. I forced my recoiling synapses into firing directions that dictated my limbs to stuff laundry into a basket and tossed the detergent on top. The gym clothes were donned with abandon and my ambitions of cardio were feeling like a daunting proposition. Yet, driven by time […]
I see greatness in your future….
I love discovering new beers and new breweries. There is certainly something magical about initial discovery and a fresh experience that stirs curiosities and heightens anticipation. Some places, and brews, that I have experienced may have already been established, but my first visit to the scene, or the first taste of a beer from a […]