Many years ago, one of the premier locations for specialty bottles in my area was Capone’s in Norristown, Pennsylvania. I have since found many competing bottle shop options, yet despite the hour and a half drive, I will still visit Capone’s on occasion for special releases. One of my prized finds there was Gratitude by East […]
Month: July 2015
MOOB
Stand up straight. Drive on the proper side of the road. Be kind to strangers. Say please and thank you. Maintain a balanced diet. Frequently exercise. Be considerate of your elders. Look people in the eye. Tell the truth. Use sir or ma’am. Treat people with respect. Your manboobs should not be bigger than your […]
Narcissistic Helper
OH MY GOD! WHAT CAN I POSSIBLY DO? MY ARM DOESNT REACH FAR ENOUGH ALOFT TO ENCAPSULATE MY SURROUNDINGS AND TO INCLUDE MY FACE IN ONE SELF-ABSORBED IMAGE! Just in time for this scenario, the selfie-stick enters the market. Not only is it an additional, essentially irrational contraption, but it boasts the ability to improve the […]