Black Tuesday on a Friday

Am I correct in assuming that we have all heard of the term Black Friday? Every years millions of Americans “celebrate” this day of retail gluttony that follows the day of actual gluttony that is Thanksgiving  by swarming malls, big box retail business, colossal stand-alone department stores, and various purveyors of caffeinated beverages, with the […]

Finkle and Einhorn

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Dark Al vs. Sunny Al

In central Pennsylvania, an intense rivalry between two breweries has been heating up for years, and is about to boil over. It is a rivalry of epic proportions, contending with those having historical impact.  It’s  Coke vs. Pepsi, Apple vs. Microsoft, Edison vs. Tesla, North vs. South, Hamilton vs. Burr, Da Vinci Vs. Michelangelo, Axis […]

If I only had Time

A long time ago, a good friend of mine and I listened to a great deal of music together.  We discovered countless bands, and went to several concerts.  We were devourers of music, with insatiable appetites.  Yet with all of the new bands we found, and the sonic discoveries that we unearthed, we would regularly […]

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Dreams, Nightmares, Double IPAs

Once in a great while,  I have a vivid, incredibly affective, and terrifying dream. It’s one that I’ve had on many earlier occasions, but time between its reemergence seems to become greater as the years pass.   Though it has been a while,  I’m confident that I will still have this dream at some point in […]