Go ahead. Touch the handle!

You are out enjoying your shopping experience, restaurant experience, or any out-in-public experience.  The urge strikes.  It won’t be ignored.  There won’t be a way to suppress it until you return home. You must use the bathroom. It’s inevitable.  The propensity to micturate or defecate must occur.  Even if it weren’t to occur to you, […]

I’ve got the pistols so I get the pesos

Is the followup line to “Everybody knows, that the world is full of stupid people” as belted by the band the Refreshments on their single Banditos. Now I’ve never been a fan of this group, nor have I followed their career with any intense interest. But this particular song and its ironic message about unconscionably foolish […]


In the course of my succor duties I encountered a pleasant family unit in need of assistance. This work day had not been going particularly smoothly and other responsibilities were put on hold to assist these customers.  I considerately addressed their concerns and offered comprehensive suggestions to alleviate future issues regarding their complaints. Upon satiation […]